25 Dialogues From ‘Gunda’ That Are So Bad That They’re Actually Good

If you haven’t seen ‘Gunda’, you haven’t seen anything. If there is one Bollywood film that every person on earth must watch it is the Mithun Chakraborty starrer ‘Gunda’. The film starts off on what looks like an airport runway with every character talking in rhymes – yes, in the whole damn film. Written by Bashir Babbar, the film will make you laugh so hard, you’d rather wish you were dead. Here’s an ode to the Oscar-worthy dialogues of the film.

1. Let’s start with the best one first.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

2. Chutiya as in a plait, not the you-know-what. Just saying.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

3. Had Shakespeare met Lambu Aata, he would have known what really is in a name.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

4. That is wrong on so many levels.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

5. Repeat this 5 times and you’ll end up with a distorted mouth.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

6. That’s honest.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

7. Bananas, anyone?

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

8. His intentions are so skewed.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

9. ‘Hum honge kamiyab ek din…’

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

10. Ever tried talking someone out of dying? Here, read this.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

11. That’s why they say never mess with Lambu Aata.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

12. Whoa! This rapist is quite gifted in the complimenting department.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

13. We bet you read this twice to believe it.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

14. Because ‘Ek baar jo Lambu Aata ne commitment kar di, toh woh apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta’.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

15. If there were awards for the most inappropriate things said to dying people, Bulla would win it ‘khullam khulla’.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

16. He really couldn’t have done without actually lighting the matchstick, right?

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

17. Wait, did he just say – ‘Tune meri behen ko maar dala, Theek kiya’?

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

18. And that’s how Flo Rida got it’s inspiration for ‘Whistle’.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

19. Try picturing this. It will scar you for life.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

20. This should definitely make an entry into the 101 WTF ways to die list.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

21. Now that’s some request.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

22. How we wish they made more scriptwriters like Bashir Babbar.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

23. Shaitani TYPE ke bachche? Where are the Shaitani TYPE ke bachche? I want to meet the Shaitani TYPE ke Bachche.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

24. So, he does know the table of 2.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

 

25. Now we know why he is called what he is called in the movie.

25 Dialogues From Gunda That Are So Bad That Theyre Actually Good

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